Monthly Archives: October 2011

Dinner Distraction.

At dinner the husband was enthusiastically describing to the family his new secretary. “She is personable, clever, punctual and darned attractive. She is a real doll,” he finished. “A doll?” asked his wife with a frown. “A doll,” re-emphasized the … Continue reading

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Wife’s Solution.

When the man first noticed his penis was growing longer and stayed erect longer, he was delighted. And even more delighted was his wife. Several weeks later his penis had grown tremendously. The man became concerned, as he had problems … Continue reading

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Female Robot.

The man got the first robot secretary on the market. One of his friends stopped by to see the invention: the beautiful blonde, speaks ten foreign languages, types eight hundred words a minute, and has the most gorgeous figure ever … Continue reading

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Strange Order.

The businessman stopped at a luxurious hotel in New York. After checking in, he phoned down to room service. “Would you please send up immediately a pole, a violin and a blond?” The hotel employee was flabbergasted and demanded the … Continue reading

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