Monthly Archives: August 2011

Bumping Into The Wall.

The funeral service was being held for the woman who passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers were carrying the casket out when they accidentally bumped into a wall, jarring the casket. They heard a faint … Continue reading

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Debilitating Compulsion.

The psychologist was listening to the young woman who came to see him with a problem of some consequence. “It’s liquor, doctor,” the woman sobbed. “I’m really a very nice person, but as soon as I have a drink or … Continue reading

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Nuns’ Conversation.

The three nuns got together and decided to share what each of them believed only she knew. “The other day I was cleaning the father’s room and you can’t believe what I found,” said the first nun. “A bunch of … Continue reading

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No Comparison.

The priest and the rabbi were sharing a hotel room at a convention of clergy members. As they climbed into their respected beds, the rabbi said wistfully, “Father, have you ever eaten vagina? Shocked, the priest snapped, “Certainly not! That … Continue reading

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It’s The Family.

A young man went to see his physician. “I think I’m gay, ” said he. “What made you think so?’ the doctor inquired with caution. “My Dad just announced to our family that he is gay,” said the young man. … Continue reading

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