Monthly Archives: July 2011

Best Birth Control.

What’s the best form of birth control for some women after thirty? Nudity.

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Finding The Excuse.

After several years of marriage, the youthful stockbroker couldn’t keep away from other women. But he was running out of excuses to satisfy his jealous wife. One late afternoon, he accompanied his attractive colleague from the floor of the Stock … Continue reading

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Problem Solution.

A middle-aged husband went to a doctor and explained that his wife was constantly nagging him about his vanishing potency. After giving him a bottle of pills, the doctor assured the man that they would work wonders. A month later … Continue reading

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Difference Is The Problem.

Within a year after he married one of the gorgeous identical twins, the man was in court, asking for a divorce. When the judge demanded his reasons, the man replied, “My wife’s sister visits us a lot, and I sometimes … Continue reading

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Promises To Keep.

The widow had her late husband cremated and brought home the urn containing his remains. She poured them out on the counter. Tracking her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. “The fur coat you promised to me. … Continue reading

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Next Best.

The doctor finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. “The best thing for you to do, ” said the doctor, “is to give up drinking, stay away from women and get to bed early.” “Doctor, I don’t deserve … Continue reading

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Complaint.

I sent my son to college to get an education,” complained one father to another. “But all he seemed to do was to spend time with women and have a good time.” “Most college students do that today,” replied his … Continue reading

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Yard Sale.

One day a man was walking when he came to a big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love on the lawn. Then the man noticed another couple making love behind a tree. … Continue reading

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Battered Plaintiff.

The defense attorney was bearing down hard. “You said, ” he sneered, “that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand. But didn’t you have something in your hands?” “Yes,” said the battered plaintiff. “I had … Continue reading

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Having Annual Checkup.

A couple went for their annual checkups. The doctor saw the man first and asked him how he had been feeling. “I have one problem,” the man answered. “The first time my wife and I make love, everything is fine, … Continue reading

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