Monthly Archives: June 2011

Special Maneuver.

Two men were having lunch at their favorite restaurant, when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing. One of the men got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his hands and … Continue reading

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At Doctor’s Office.

A beautiful woman walked into a doctor’s office and the doctor was bowled over how stunningly awesome she looked. All his professionalism went right out of the window. The doctor asked the woman to remove her pants, and he started … Continue reading

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Child Support.

A divorced man was delighted when his daughter reached her eighteenth birthday, because it would be his final child support payment. Month after month, year after year he had paid, and now, at last, he would be free of the financial burden. He … Continue reading

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Birthday Present.

A husband was at a loss what to get his wife as a birthday present. He was looking for something different, something special. So, a friend suggested, “Why don’t you have a special certificate which says that she can have … Continue reading

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Rubber Products.

A tour group was guided through a factory that manufactured all types of rubber products. The highlight of the tour was to watch the production process of latex condoms – how they are peeled off the penis-shaped models, rolled up, … Continue reading

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At The Bar.

A man entered a bar and saw an enormous alligator in the middle. He spian around and was running to the door, when the bartender said, “Come on back in, this alligator is tame. I will show you.” So, the bartender … Continue reading

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Muscle Feeling.

What is the definition of dumb? The man who rolled up his sleeve when the woman said she wanted to feel his muscle.

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Similar Symptoms.

Two young men in the doctor’s waiting room started talking to each other, and discovered they had similar symptoms. One had a red riug around the base of his penis and the other man a green ring. The man with the … Continue reading

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Playing With Words.

What does begin with “f”, ends with “k”, and could easily be replaced if it didn’t work? Fork.

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Eternal Question.

A man was deep in prayer, walking along a California beach. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me just one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above the man’s head, and the Lord said, “I will grant you one … Continue reading

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