Monthly Archives: May 2011

Great Idea.

The woman parked her car on the street, and suddenly the street became dark. As the woman stepped out of the car, she collided with a garbage can on the curb, and fell into it backwards with her buttocks stuck deep into it. Since … Continue reading

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Saving Money.

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they had sex the husband put his pocket change into a China piggy bank on the bedside table. One night during extremely passionate sex, the husband … Continue reading

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Wrong Choice.

A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound coming from downstairs. She decided to go and check. She … Continue reading

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Determined Shape.

An international conference of sexologists gathered to determine why a penis is shaped the way it is. Each national delegation had done extensive research and was ready to announce its results. “We have spent a quarter of a million euros and now can … Continue reading

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Just Homesick.

A man was on a business trip in Southern California for two weeks, when he really began to miss his wife. He couldn’t make it anymore and decided to visit a brothel in the city. When the man arrived in … Continue reading

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Smart Bird.

A very thoughtful young man gave his girlfriend a parrot as a birthday presemt. The first evening when she disrobed down to her unmeasurable in preparation for the shower, the parrot ogled and said, “Pretty, pretty blue panties!” “A very … Continue reading

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Taste Out.

A man went into a bar and ordered twelve shots of whiskey. The bartender lined up a dozen shot glasses on the bar, then filled them with whiskey. Very quickly the man downed one shot after the other until he … Continue reading

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Male And Female.

A little boy and a little girl were playing. Unexpectedly the little boy pulled down his shorts and said, “Look, I have this, and you don’t!” The little girl started crying and ran home. Two days later the little boy … Continue reading

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The Sponge.

The woman was quite embarrassed when her little son burst in the bathroom, pointed at her pubic hair and asked very loudly, “What’s this, Mommy?” “That’s my sponge, honey,” she explained. The mother was even more embarrassed when a week … Continue reading

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Bad Luck.

The man really had bad luck. When he picked his shirt out of a drawer, all the buttons fell off. Then when the man picked up his attaché case, the handle fell off. And now, for three days the man … Continue reading

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