More New Farm Jokes.

Why are a farmer’s legs are like a cow?

They have calves.


When is a crow a chicken?

When it’s a scared crow.


Why did a horse had trouble sleeping?

She had night-mares.


What do you call a skinny horse?

A bony pony.


Why is a wild horse so rich?

Because she has lots of bucks.


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.


What did the cow say to the sheep?

Moo-oo-ve out of the way.


What has ears, but can’t hear?

A cornstalk.

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New Farm Jokes.

Why didn’t the horse eat more hay?

She still had a bit in her mouth.


Why did the horse put on a blanket?

She was a little colt.


What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A hoarse little horse.


What happened when the invisible corn man married the invisible corn woman?

The corn chidren were nothing to look at.


Where does a lamb get a haircut?

In a baa-baa shop.


Why was the horse so lucky?

Because she had four horseshoes.


How do farmers count cows?

With a cowculator.


What did a worm do in a cornfield?

It went in one ear and out the other.

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