Author Archives: Yefim Brodd

True Jokes.

What goes out black and come in white? Black cows in a snowstorm.   What bird is always around when there is something to eat or drink? A swallow.   What lands as often on its tail as onits head? … Continue reading

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Still More Snake Jokes.

What did the tamer say to the angry snake? Don’t get hiss-terical.   What kind of snake is on the front of the car? A windshield wiper.   Why should not you grab a snake’s tail? It is only her tail, … Continue reading

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Still Much Much More Warm Up Jokes.

What gets around everywhere? Belts.   How do you make a lemon drop? Hold it and then let it go.   How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.   What is the science of shopping? … Continue reading

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Much Much More Warm Up Jokes.

What has two hands and no arms? A clock.   What piece of wood is like a king? A ruler.   What do children make that cannot be seen? Noise.   What kind of table has no legs? A multiplication … Continue reading

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Practical Jokes.

What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste and a soul that cannot die? A shoe.   What is easier to give than receive? Criticism.   What happens to the clocks when their time is up? They … Continue reading

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Still More Beaver Jokes.

What is a beaver’s tail for? Balance the body.   Who built lodges in the area? The team of beavers.   Who are herb beavers? Animals that eat plants.   How do beavers make their fur waterproof? By oiling it. … Continue reading

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Still Much Much More Skunk Jokes.

How do you know the way skunks went? Go the odor way.   What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker.   When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When his spray … Continue reading

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Much Much More Fish Jokes.

Where is the best place to see a man-eating any size fish? In a seafood restaurant.   What is quicker than a fish? The one who catches it.   First Person: How is the fishing here? Second Person: It’s fine, … Continue reading

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Much More New Farm Jokes.

Why are goats so funny? Because they are kidding around.   Why does a stock stand on one leg? Because if he took both legs off the ground he would fall.   When is the best time to milk a cow? … Continue reading

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Still More New Farm Jokes.

Why was the chicken always in trouble? He used the fowl language.   What kind of key was hard to use? Tur-key.   Why do cows eat green grass? Because they cannot wait for it to ripen.   What do … Continue reading

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