True Jokes.

What goes out black and come in white?

Black cows in a snowstorm.

 

What bird is always around when there is something to eat or drink?

A swallow.

 

What lands as often on its tail as onits head?

A penny.

 

What kind of umbrella a rich person carries on a rainy day?

A wet umbrella.

 

Why does a stork stand only on one leg?

Because if he lifted it, he would fall down.

 

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