Still More Snake Jokes.

What did the tamer say to the angry snake?

Don’t get hiss-terical.


What kind of snake is on the front of the car?

A windshield wiper.


Why should not you grab a snake’s tail?

It is only her tail, but it can be your end!


What do you call an overactive snake?

A hyper viper.


What was the little snake’s best subject in school?



What front page article Scaly Daily newspaper publish?

Snakes Strike Back!

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