Still More Snake Jokes.

What did the tamer say to the angry snake?

Don’t get hiss-terical.

 

What kind of snake is on the front of the car?

A windshield wiper.

 

Why should not you grab a snake’s tail?

It is only her tail, but it can be your end!

 

What do you call an overactive snake?

A hyper viper.

 

What was the little snake’s best subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

 

What front page article Scaly Daily newspaper publish?

Snakes Strike Back!

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