Still Much Much More Warm Up Jokes.

What gets around everywhere?



How do you make a lemon drop?

Hold it and then let it go.


How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.


What is the science of shopping?



What has fifty heads and fifty tails?

Fifty pennies.


What do you draw without a pencil and paper?

A window shade.

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