Much Much More Warm Up Jokes.

What has two hands and no arms?

A clock.

 

What piece of wood is like a king?

A ruler.

 

What do children make that cannot be seen?

Noise.

 

What kind of table has no legs?

A multiplication table.

 

What cap is never removed?

A kneecap.

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