Practical Jokes.

What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste and a soul that cannot die?

A shoe.

 

What is easier to give than receive?

Criticism.

 

What happens to the clocks when their time is up?

They stop..

 

What has a bottom at the top?

A leg.

 

What is the last thing you take off beforeĀ  you go to bed?

Your feet off the floor.

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