Much Much More Fish Jokes.

Where is the best place to see a man-eating any size fish?

In a seafood restaurant.

 

What is quicker than a fish?

The one who catches it.

 

First Person: How is the fishing here?

Second Person: It’s fine, no complaints.

First Person: How come you haven’t caught anything?

Second Person: You asked about the fishing, not the catching.

 

Why don’t fish go on line?

Because they are afraid of being caught in the net.

 

What kind  of doctors make fish look beautiful?

Plastic sturgeons.

 

What’s the eel’s favorite card game?

Glow Fish.

 

Why are fish terrible in playing tennis ?

They are afraid to be too close to the net.

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