Much More New Farm Jokes.

Why are goats so funny?

Because they are kidding around.

 

Why does a stock stand on one leg?

Because if he took both legs off the ground he would fall.

 

When is the best time to milk a cow?

When she is in the moo-d.

 

Why is the letter K like a pig’s tail?

Because it comes at the end of pork.

 

What happened when the farmer fell down the well?

He kicked the bucket.

 

What size are very large eggs?

Eggs-tra large.

 

What toe doen’t grow on a corn?

Mistletoe.

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