Still More New Farm Jokes.

Why was the chicken always in trouble?

He used the fowl language.

 

What kind of key was hard to use?

Tur-key.

 

Why do cows eat green grass?

Because they cannot wait for it to ripen.

 

What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

An udder failure.

 

Do smart chicken go to school?

Of course! How else they can think we get Grade A eggs.

 

What kind of salad do horses eat?

Colestraw.

 

What do you call the cow that can’t have a calf?

Decaffeinated.

 

Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?

Because corn has ears and cornstalk.

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