Why was the chicken always in trouble?
He used the fowl language.
What kind of key was hard to use?
Why do cows eat green grass?
Because they cannot wait for it to ripen.
What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?
An udder failure.
Do smart chicken go to school?
Of course! How else they can think we get Grade A eggs.
What kind of salad do horses eat?
What do you call the cow that can’t have a calf?
Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?
Because corn has ears and cornstalk.