Monthly Archives: July 2011

Much Much More Fish Jokes.

Where is the best place to see a man-eating any size fish? In a seafood restaurant.   What is quicker than a fish? The one who catches it.   First Person: How is the fishing here? Second Person: It’s fine, … Continue reading

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Much More New Farm Jokes.

Why are goats so funny? Because they are kidding around.   Why does a stock stand on one leg? Because if he¬†took both legs off the ground he would fall.   When is the best time to milk a cow? … Continue reading

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Still More New Farm Jokes.

Why was the chicken always in trouble? He used the fowl language.   What kind of key was hard to use? Tur-key.   Why do cows eat green grass? Because they cannot wait for it to ripen.   What do … Continue reading

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More New Farm Jokes.

Why are a farmer’s legs are like a cow? They have calves.   When is a crow a chicken? When it’s a scared crow.   Why did a horse had trouble sleeping? She had night-mares.   What do you call … Continue reading

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New Farm Jokes.

Why didn’t the horse eat more hay? She still had a bit in her mouth.   Why did the horse put on a blanket? She was a little colt.   What do you call a pony with a sore throat? … Continue reading

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